fmls

"Today, after over a year of intense diet and exercise, I finally lost 30 lbs and got into a size 0. When I was hanging out with my friends I told them the good news. The girls all congratulated me. One guy said, "You looked way hotter 30 lbs ago." The other 15 guys all agreed. FML"
Jag måste säga att det här ger mig lite hopp. :)

"Today, I thought it would be funny to put peanut butter in my roommate's ears. He thought it would be funny to shave off my eyebrows later while I was sleeping. FML"

Hur man vet att man varit på lektionerna:
"Today, in Spanish class, I was supposed to give a presentation all in Spanish. Trying to save time, I wrote it in English, then used a translator to change it. When I was giving my presentation today, my professor stopped me. Apparently, I translated it wrong, because I was reading it in German. FML" :')

"Today, my little brother James went missing. We spent three hours searching for him. We even called the police. One of my older brothers found him under my bed. I'd forgotten that I was playing hide and seek with him. FML"

"Today, I was being a bit annoying to my girlfriend while we were in bed falling asleep. She finally got sick of it and went to smack me on the ass VERY hard. She didn't realize I was lying on my back. FML"
Amen! :')

"Today, I got my maths test back. My result was 8/61. It only really hit me when I remembered that 7 of the answers were given to me by my friend. On the whole test, I got 1 answer correct. FML"
Fail?

"Today, my 68-year-old grandfather beat me in a push-up test. He did 7. FML"

"Today, I was talking to my crush on the phone, and we were flirting like mad. Ten minutes later, I realized it was my cousin of the same name, not my crush. FML" x'D