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"Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML"

"Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML"

"Today, I came home to my parents, my sister, my 2 aunts and uncles and 5 cousins sitting in my living room. They were there to talk to me about how to deal with the situation of my heavily pregnant girlfriend. I'm gay and have been out for 11 years. I have absolutely no idea what is going on. FML"

"Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guys who are proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML"

"Today, while taking a test, I heard a buzzing in my purse. Thinking it was my cell phone vibrating, I nudged the purse under my desk, but the sound only got louder. My teacher, who has a strict no-cell policy, walked over to remove the phone from my bag. She pulled out my vibrator instead. FML"
Jobbigt läge... :P

"Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML"

"Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML"

"Today, I got my research paper back with a big zero at the top and the message, "Why would you turn this in? It wasn't good when your brother wrote it six years ago and it isn't good now." FML"
Big time fail. ^^